The Rewriter

The Rewriter – Banter Office Collection

Slogan:
Line 1: Turns AI gibberish into human gold.
Line 2: Fueled by caffeine and quiet rage.

Some days, the inspiration hits. Other days, it’s a high-speed chase between a blinking cursor, a rebellious algorithm, and your rapidly cooling coffee. The Rewriter is here to keep you sane. Because nothing says "I love my job" quite like sarcastically sipping from a mug that truly understands your daily grind. This set turns that corporate fatigue into a comedy routine — one sip, one note, one click at a time.

Why You’ll Love It

• The perfect sidekick for your caffeine-fueled creativity storm.
• A desk essential that delivers more punchlines than productivity reports.
• Makes even the longest rewrite sessions slightly less soul-sucking.

The Rewriter Mug

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for convenience
• Bright, shiny decoration to catch your eye (and your coworker’s envy)
• Large handle for easy gripping during heated brainstorms
• 330ml size – enough for survival-grade caffeine intake
• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

The Rewriter Spiral Journal

• Front cover print featuring our signature banter
• 160 pages (80 sheets) – because rewrites always need more pages
• Office-suitable task manager that looks like productivity, but feels like therapy
• Black back cover for a sleek, polished finish
• Spiral binding for easy flipping between “genius idea” and “what even is this?”

The Rewriter Mousepad

• Dimensions: 22.86 × 19.05 cm
• 4 mm thick neoprene for smooth glide and comfort
• Non-slip material keeps frustration firmly on your desk
• Full print design that brings the banter to your workspace

Add The Rewriter to your cart and gift yourself (or your favorite coworker) a daily chuckle that hits too close to home. Because if you have to rewrite reality, might as well do it with style.