The Boundary Ninja

The Boundary Ninja Collection

Slogan: Replies fast, disappears faster, still somehow gets promoted.

When “flexible work” quietly turned into being always-on, every meeting ping and late-night email can test your zen. Enter The Boundary Ninja – the secret weapon for stealthily surviving office chaos. This trio of witty desk essentials turns passive-aggressive exhaustion into passive laughing aggression. A perfect daily reminder that you can hit reply and still vanish into digital smoke… guilt-free.

Why You’ll Love It

• A playful antidote to endless “quick syncs” and impromptu pings
• Injects humor into your day while subtly redefining your work boundaries
• Ideal gift for that colleague who’s mastered the art of selective online visibility

Mug Features

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for convenience
• Decorated with bright, shiny colors
• Large handle for easy gripping
• 330ml size
• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Spiral Journal Features

• Front cover print
• 160 pages (80 sheets)
• Office suitable task manager
• Black back cover
• Spiral binding

Mousepad Features

• 22.86 × 19.05 cm size
• 4 mm thick Neoprene
• Non-slip material
• Full print design

The Boundary Ninja is your daily comeback to round-the-clock pings — part comic relief, part survival mechanism. Add some stealth humor to your workspace and remind everyone that even legends need “me time.”