The Boundary Bard

The Boundary Bard Collection

Slogan: Turns “urgent” into “tomorrow’s problem,” armed with silence and airplane mode. Sleeps like a legend anyway.

Meet The Boundary Bard — the unofficial hero of the modern cubicle. When the inbox pings past sunset and your phone buzzes with “just one quick thing,” this collection stands as your silent co-worker of comedic defiance. Sip, scribble, and scroll knowing you’ve earned your peace – and maybe a little revenge in the form of doing absolutely nothing until tomorrow.

These office accessories aren’t just tools; they’re survival gear for corporate chaos. Delivering the perfect blend of practicality and dry humor, they remind everyone that urgency is relative and inner peace is priceless.

Mug Features

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for quick reheats
• Decorated with bright, shiny colors that grab attention
• Large handle for comfortable gripping during tense team calls
• 330ml size — because one sip just won’t do
• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Spiral Journal Features

• Front cover printed with The Boundary Bard’s signature design
• 160 pages (80 sheets) for capturing thoughts, ideas, and strategic non-replies
• Office-suitable task manager — perfect for listing what can definitely wait
• Black back cover for a sleek, professional look
• Durable spiral binding that lays flat for stress-free doodling

Mousepad Features

• Size: 22.86 × 19.05 cm — plenty of room for precision avoidance
• 4 mm thick Neoprene for lasting comfort
• Non-slip material keeps your desk setup steady even when your motivation slips
• Full print with vibrant humor that brightens any deadline

The Boundary Bard isn’t just an accessory set — it’s your desk’s daily dose of comic relief. Because sometimes laughter is the only thing standing between you and an all-hands breakdown.