PTO Phantom

PTO Phantom – The Art of the Strategic Disappearance

For the modern employee who managed to master the ancient craft of disappearing from Slack while still meeting every deadline. The PTO Phantom collection is your official badge of calm chaos and subtle rebellion against endless “quick syncs.”

Each piece is designed to bring humor, relief, and a touch of zen to your desk. Whether you’re working, “working,” or mentally on a beach somewhere, this set keeps your sense of humor intact—even when your calendar says otherwise.

Slogan

Vanishes from Slack, still hits every deadline, returns more zen than HR policy.

Why You’ll Love It

• Perfect gift for every corporate escape artist
• Instant mood-lifter for meetings that should’ve been emails
• Adds comic relief to even the most soul-sucking workday

The Collection

PTO Phantom Mug

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for convenience
• Decorated with bright, shiny colors
• Large handle for easy gripping
• 330ml size
• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

PTO Phantom Spiral Journal

• Front cover print
• 160 pages (80 sheets)
• Office-suitable task manager
• Black back cover
• Spiral binding for smooth page turns

PTO Phantom Mousepad

• 22.86 × 19.05 cm size
• 4 mm thick premium Neoprene
• Non-slip material keeps your zen (and mouse) steady
• Full vibrant print across the surface

Bring home the PTO Phantom trio and claim your right to a laugh between tasks. Because sometimes, comedy is the only coping mechanism HR won’t flag.