Paygrade Sensei

Paygrade Sensei – The Unpaid Dojo Master’s Office Set

For the fearless mentor who knows every shortcut, every system quirk, and every "urgent-but-not-really" email that lands in their inbox. The Paygrade Sensei collection salutes your unshakable calm and comic genius in the face of office absurdity. When others are busy chasing promotions, you’re running your dojo—unpaid but undefeated.

Perfect for anyone who has ever shared their wisdom with someone suddenly called “senior”, this set transforms quiet frustration into daily comic relief. Because let’s be honest—if laughter can’t raise your pay, it might as well raise your morale.

Mug Features

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for those never-ending coffee recharges
• Decorated with bright, shiny colors that refuse to fade like enthusiasm after an all-hands meeting
• Large handle for secure gripping during tough performance reviews
• 330ml size – enough volume to fuel another round of unpaid wisdom
• Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Spiral Journal Features

• Front cover proudly printed with “Paygrade Sensei” design
• 160 pages (80 sheets) ready for strategy notes, to-do lists, or quiet rants in bullet form
• Office-suitable task manager – serious enough to be seen, funny enough to keep you sane
• Black back cover for a sleek, professional finish
• Durable spiral binding so your thoughts stay intact—unlike your HR hopes

Mousepad Features

• 22.86 × 19.05 cm size – fits perfectly between ambition and resignation
• 4 mm thick Neoprene for lasting comfort through endless Zoom marathons
• Non-slip material to hold firm when everything else feels shaky
• Full print design reminding you daily that you’re the master of the office dojo

Add the Paygrade Sensei collection to your workspace and serve some corporate comedy between spreadsheets and spin decks. Because teaching up while grinning down takes both skill and impeccable coffee taste.