Patchwork Prodigy

Patchwork Prodigy – Banter Office Essentials

Slogan: Turns chaos into functioning “for now” masterpieces. Never perfect, always working. Still beating the system daily.

Meet Patchwork Prodigy, the holy trinity of workplace survival gear – the mug, the journal, and the mousepad that understand your professional reality better than your boss ever could. Designed for those who’ve mastered the art of duct‑taping solutions together just long enough to pass as “efficient systems,” this collection brings comic relief to your daily grind.

Because sometimes, laughter is the only thing keeping the spreadsheet from winning.

Mug Features

• Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning
• Microwave-safe for ultimate coffee break convenience
• Decorated with bright, shiny colors that outshine your Monday mood
• Large handle for safe, one-handed, caffeine-based problem-solving
• 330ml capacity – the perfect volume for fueling “temporary solutions”
• Clean easily by hand with warm water and dish soap if you prefer

Spiral Journal Features

• Front cover print proudly announces your creative chaos
• 160 pages (80 sheets) to capture every makeshift miracle
• Office-suitable task manager to help pretend everything’s under control
• Durable black back cover keeps your accidental genius neatly contained
• Spiral binding for flipping through evolving versions of "progress"

Mousepad Features

• Size: 22.86 × 19.05 cm – just enough real estate for daily damage control
• 4 mm thick Neoprene for smooth comfort amid the chaos
• Non-slip material so at least something in your day stays put
• Full print that reminds you even mess can look good when curated

Patchwork Prodigy turns everyday office frustration into a private inside joke. Perfect for any workstation where the duct tape is metaphorical but the stress is real. Brighten your desk, sip your coffee, jot your “to‑do later” lists, and glide your mouse with the confidence of someone who knows that perfection is overrated — and still gets things done.