Patch Note Warrior

Patch Note Warrior Collection

Slogan: Outages fear me now. I refresh, I rise. I still make the deadline.

Every workplace has its unsung hero — the one who refreshes, reboots, and still makes the deadline, no matter what chaos the latest deployment brings. The Patch Note Warrior collection is your badge of honor for surviving modern work life — equal parts caffeine armor, notebook of destiny, and mousepad of endless refresh clicks.

Engineered for those who stare bravely at progress bars and outage alerts, this set adds a splash of humor to your daily grind. It’s functional, funny, and a reminder that sometimes the only patch that truly fixes things... is coffee.

Product Features

Mug

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for convenience
• Decorated with bright, shiny colors that won’t fade
• Large handle for easy gripping
• 330ml size — perfect for that critical reboot-ready dose
• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Spiral Journal

• Front cover print featuring Patch Note Warrior design
• 160 pages (80 sheets) for tracking tasks, ideas, or the latest incident log
• Office suitable task manager
• Black back cover for a sleek, professional finish
• Spiral binding for easy note-taking and page flipping

Mousepad

• Size: 22.86 × 19.05 cm — ample space for heroic mouse maneuvers
• 4 mm thick Neoprene for comfortable wrist support
• Non-slip base to hold steady during critical refresh attempts
• Full print Patch Note Warrior design for maximum desk flair

Why You'll Love It

This collection doesn’t just sit on your desk — it fights alongside you through updates, deadlines, and that ever-mysterious “maintenance window.” It’s your small but mighty comic relief from the endless loop of fix, test, break, and repeat.