Meeting Dodger

Meeting Dodger – The Ultimate Corporate Camouflage Kit

Introducing the Meeting Dodger collection — because sometimes "joining" is the most productive thing you'll do all day. Perfect for the stealthy professionals who’ve mastered the art of looking busy while artfully avoiding pointless catch-ups. This trio of office accessories delivers the right dose of comic relief to keep your workday just a little less soul-sucking.

The Mug – "Master of Strategic Camera-Off Presence"

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for convenience
• Bright, shiny decoration that makes a statement in every sip
• Large handle for easy gripping (ideal for dramatic eye rolls)
• 330ml size – enough for serious caffeine strategy
• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

This mug celebrates your art form – appearing engaged, camera blessedly off, still pulling in credit for merely logging in. Each sip fuels your silent protest against meeting overload.

The Spiral Journal – For Notes You’ll Pretend to Reference Later

• Front cover print featuring the "Meeting Dodger" slogan
• 160 pages (80 sheets) for all your groundbreaking doodles and half-heard action points
• Office suitable task manager – looks serious enough to pass inspection
• Black back cover for a sleek, executive finish
• Durable spiral binding for smooth page flips during "thoughtful" nodding

Every page is a reminder that your ideas are golden, even if "we could have done this in an email."

The Mousepad – Smooth Moves, Minimal Effort

• 22.86 × 19.05 cm size – perfect workspace fit
• 4 mm thick Neoprene for comfort
• Non-slip material keeps your mouse steady during virtual eye rolls
• Full print with bold Meeting Dodger design

Stay smooth while navigating the sea of tabs and half-hearted agendas. The non-slip grip ensures your cursor never wanders – even if your attention does.

Why You Need It

Because there’s nothing quite like surviving another "quick sync" and living to roll your eyes another day. Each piece of the Meeting Dodger collection gives you license to laugh at the workday circus while keeping your corporate cover intact.