Market-Rate Mythbuster

Title: Market-Rate Mythbuster – Office Banter Collection

Slogan: Out here running on decaf and delusion, still somehow delivering gold, because broke doesn’t mean basic.

Description:

The Market-Rate Mythbuster collection is your daily dose of desk-side therapy disguised as practical office gear. Perfect for those who’ve mastered the fine art of overachieving on an underwhelming budget, this trio of accessories brings humor to the hustle. Because sometimes the only “raise” you’re getting is your caffeine level.

Whether you're sipping lukewarm coffee from your new favorite mug during an endless Zoom call, jotting passive-aggressive notes in a spiral journal, or gliding your mouse over a pad that reminds you you’re more than your paycheck — this set has your back. Think of it as your comedic co-worker that never books a meeting.

Mug Features

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for convenience
• Decorated with bright, shiny colors
• Large handle for comfortable grip
• 330ml capacity — enough fuel for your daily dose of delusion
• Cleans easily in dishwasher or by hand with warm water and dish soap

Spiral Journal Features

• Front cover print featuring the Market-Rate Mythbuster slogan
• 160 pages (80 sheets) — perfect for notes, doodles, or your five-year survival plan
• Office suitable task manager designed to look like you’re organized
• Black back cover for a sleek finish
• Spiral binding keeps it flexible and frustration-proof

Mousepad Features

• Size: 22.86 × 19.05 cm
• 4 mm thick Neoprene for comfort and durability
• Non-slip material — because the only thing that should be slipping is your patience
• Full print design to keep the comedy rolling under your mouse

Give your workspace the personality boost it’s been begging for. The Market-Rate Mythbuster collection transforms your daily grind into a laughably relatable ritual for every overworked, underpaid miracle worker still pulling off greatness.