Inflation Slayer

Inflation Slayer – Banter Office Accessories

Turns instant noodles into lifestyle choices, thrives on vibes and Wi‑Fi, still shows up looking “well compensated.”

Meet the ultimate trio for surviving corporate chaos with a smirk – the Inflation Slayer mug, spiral journal, and mousepad. Designed for professionals who are doing more with less and laughing through the spreadsheet-induced tears. When the numbers make no sense but you still have to look like they do, this collection is the comic relief that keeps your workspace (and sanity) somewhat balanced.

Because when everything costs more but your paycheck doesn’t change...

...you deserve gear that gets it. The Inflation Slayer collection doesn’t fix your buying power, but it sure makes your desk feel like a victory.

Mug Features

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for convenience
• Decorated with bright, shiny colors
• Large handle for easy gripping
• 330ml size – perfectly portioned for survival-level caffeine
• Clean in dishwasher or hand wash with warm water and dish soap

Spiral Journal Features

• Front cover print featuring bold, witty design
• 160 pages (80 sheets) of paper for your goals, gripes, and genius ideas
• Office-suitable task manager that doubles as a subtle cry for help
• Black back cover for a sleek and professional finish
• Spiral binding for easy page flipping when the meeting suddenly “takes a turn”

Mousepad Features

• Dimensions: 22.86 × 19.05 cm
• 4 mm thick Neoprene for soft wrist comfort
• Non-slip material keeps it steady during intense spreadsheet marathons
• Full print design that reminds you humor is still free

Make your workspace a zone of ironic empowerment. The “Inflation Slayer” set delivers functional flair, practical humor, and a daily dose of perspective.