Deadline Alchemist

Deadline Alchemist – The Workday’s Secret Spellbook

When the inbox is overflowing, the meetings multiply like rabbits, and your to-do list starts whispering threats — summon your inner Deadline Alchemist. This witty trio of office essentials is crafted for every corporate conjurer who can transform panic into productivity… or at least fake it with a good laugh.

Perfect for gifting those who live by Outlook alerts and caffeine rituals, the Deadline Alchemist set is the ultimate comic relief when the workday starts to feel less “collaboration” and more “chaotic energy.” Because sometimes, all it takes to survive another set of impossible deadlines is a mug, a journal, and a mousepad that understand.

Product Highlights

☕ Mug

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for convenience
• Decorated with bright, shiny colors
• Large handle for comfortable gripping
• 330ml size – powered by caffeine and deadlines
• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

📓 Spiral Journal

• Front cover print that reminds you of your mystical (or manic) powers
• 160 pages (80 sheets) ready to capture tasks, doodles, or existential sighs
• Office-suitable task manager built for ambitious chaos tamers
• Durable black back cover
• Sturdy spiral binding keeping your brilliance securely contained

🖱️ Mousepad

• 22.86 × 19.05 cm – the perfect field for your productivity rituals
• 4 mm thick Neoprene for lasting comfort
• Non-slip material that stays put through frantic clickathons
• Full print capturing that “Deadline Alchemist” spirit

Why You’ll Love It

This isn’t just another office accessory set — it’s your daily dose of ironic motivation. Whether you’re managing mayhem or manifesting meeting invites, these tools bring humor back to the grind. After all, if you can’t escape the deadlines, you might as well laugh while conquering them.