Dashboard Whisperer

Dashboard Whisperer – Banter Office Collection

Turns green lights into glory. Masters the art of appearing busy. Wins productivity by perception alone.

For every desk hero who’s perfected the fine art of looking “engaged” while silently questioning the meaning of another status update, the Dashboard Whisperer collection brings the comic relief you didn’t know you needed. These witty essentials are the caffeine boost your corporate soul has been begging for — because sometimes the best way to survive the grind is to laugh at it.

Mug Features

• 330ml capacity – big enough for that much-deserved caffeine hit
• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for ultimate convenience
• Bright, shiny decoration that adds color to gray workdays
• Large handle for easy gripping during those endless meetings
• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Spiral Journal Features

• Front cover print brings bold humor to your desk
• 160 pages (80 sheets) – enough space to plan visions and scribble frustrations
• Office-suitable task manager for those who “capture” productivity
• Black back cover for sleek contrast
• Durable spiral binding for easy lay-flat writing

Mousepad Features

• Size: 22.86 × 19.05 cm – perfect for any workspace
• 4 mm thick Neoprene for cushioned wrist comfort
• Non-slip material to stay steady while “navigating” tasks
• Full print design that keeps the banter alive every time you move the mouse

Whether it’s holding your elixir of focus, catching your “big ideas,” or guiding your mouse across another “important” deck, the Dashboard Whisperer collection turns corporate chaos into comic therapy — the antidote to another soul-draining day behind a glowing screen.