Chaos Wrangler

Chaos Wrangler Collection – Banter Office Accessories

Title: Chaos Wrangler

Slogan: Turns missing headcount into caffeine and charisma, ships it anyway.

Product Description

Some days, the spreadsheet screams louder than your alarm clock. Some days, the coffee line is the only quiet place in your schedule. And some days, you just need a reminder that chaos can, in fact, be wrangled—with caffeine, charisma, and a solid dose of sarcasm.

Meet the Chaos Wrangler Collection, your daily badge of honor and comic relief rolled into office-friendly essentials. Perfect for anyone juggling invisible deadlines, phantom teammates, and the myth of "work-life balance." Because if you’re running on caffeine and sheer willpower, you might as well laugh while you do it.

Coffee Mug Features

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for convenience
• Decorated with bright, shiny colors that stand out on any desk
• Large handle for a comfortable grip
• 330ml size—because small mugs don’t get chaos done
• Clean in dishwasher or by hand with warm water and dish soap

Spiral Journal Features

• Front cover print featuring the “Chaos Wrangler” design
• 160 pages (80 sheets) ready for to-do lists, meeting notes, or survival doodles
• Office-suitable task manager to keep your genius organized-ish
• Black back cover for a sleek, professional finish
• Durable spiral binding to lay flat while you multitask

Mousepad Features

• Dimensions: 22.86 × 19.05 cm
• 4 mm thick neoprene for comfort through every deadline
• Non-slip material so your mouse stays on track (even when your project doesn’t)
• Full print showcasing the “Chaos Wrangler” design in full-blown workplace glory

Why You’ll Love It

This trio doesn’t fix broken workflows or refill missing headcount, but it does make the grind a little funnier and much more bearable. The Chaos Wrangler Collection turns your desk into a small zone of sanity—a caffeine-powered declaration that yes, you see the madness, and yes, you’re still shipping it anyway.