Carb Compensation Crusader

Carb Compensation Crusader Collection

Slogan: Fueled by slices, powered by sarcasm, still meeting KPIs on crust alone.

Your team may be running on carbs instead of cost-of-living bumps, but at least your desk can stay deliciously defiant. The Carb Compensation Crusader line is your comic shield against spreadsheets and shallow pep talks — a daily reminder that humor is the best topping for corporate survival. Whether you're sipping, scribbling or scrolling, each accessory adds just the right slice of sarcasm to make the workday a little less soul-sucking.

Mug Features

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for convenience
• Decorated with bright, shiny colors that won't fade with time
• Large handle for easy gripping during crisis meetings
• 330ml size — the perfect dose of caffeinated defiance
• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Spiral Journal Features

• Front cover print featuring the witty design
• 160 pages (80 sheets) of judgment-free productivity
• Perfect for office notes, task lists, or dramatic thoughts about your next meeting
• Black back cover for sleek durability
• Sturdy spiral binding that lies flat when things get tough

Mousepad Features

• Size: 22.86 × 19.05 cm — generous enough for your mouse to dance through deadlines
• 4 mm thick neoprene for cushioned comfort
• Non-slip material to keep your sanity and pointer in place
• Full print design that turns your desk into a snack-powered statement

Because if they're going to offer edible incentives for professional excellence, at least your desk essentials should be in on the joke.