Calendar Contortionist

Calendar Contortionist – The Ultimate Flex at Work

Because sometimes “working hours” means everyone else’s hours, and your calendar looks like a scrambled yoga pose. The Calendar Contortionist collection is here to stretch your patience into laughter. With the slogan “I bend time like it’s Pilates class, still hit every deadline, and my lunch stays hot.”, this lineup gives just the right dose of comic relief to pull you through another round of rescheduled meetings and shifting priorities.

Why You'll Love It

This trio of banter-ready office accessories transforms your workspace from soul-sucking to secretly satisfying. Each piece is designed to handle your daily grind — and the occasional stress-induced eye roll — with bright colors, practical features, and a healthy sense of humor. Let your coworkers know you’re not just surviving work; you’re bending time like a pro.

Product Details

Mug

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for convenience
• Decorated with bright, shiny colors
• Large handle for easy gripping
• 330ml size
• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Spiral Journal

• Front cover print showcasing the Calendar Contortionist design
• 160 pages (80 sheets) for capturing chaotic brilliance
• Office-suitable task manager ready for every contorted plan
• Black back cover for a professional finish
• Sturdy spiral binding keeps your genius intact

Mousepad

• 22.86 × 19.05 cm size – perfect for your daily click routines
• 4 mm thick Neoprene for comfort and durability
• Non-slip material to stay steady through scheduling storms
• Full print design with a pop of color and personality

Make Every Deadline Look Effortless

Whether you're sipping coffee during yet another “quick sync,” writing your ever-changing to-do list, or clicking through chaos, the Calendar Contortionist accessories remind you to laugh at the madness. It’s your daily reminder that yes, time is bendable — and you’ve mastered the stretch.