Boundary Ninja

Boundary Ninja – Banter Office Accessories Collection

Title: Boundary Ninja
Slogan: Mastered the art of saying no, and somehow yes to myself, every damn day.

Meet your new trio of desk defenders – the Boundary Ninja mug, spiral journal, and mousepad. Designed for professionals who've finally learned that "urgent" doesn’t always mean "my problem," this set is the ultimate comic relief from corporate chaos. Every piece reminds you that self-respect is a skill set—and caffeine helps sharpen it.

Whether you’re deflecting excessive meeting invites or artfully dodging unplanned “quick tasks,” this collection adds humor, color, and emotion-saving energy to your workspace. Because sometimes, the only thing standing between you and total burnout is a perfectly timed sip from your sarcastically stylish mug.

Mug Features

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for convenience
• Decorated with bright, shiny colors
• Large handle for easy gripping
• 330ml size – perfect for that bold brew or lukewarm survival coffee
• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Spiral Journal Features

• Front cover print with the “Boundary Ninja” attitude
• 160 pages (80 sheets) – plenty of room for controlled chaos
• Office-suitable task manager for plotting your silent victories
• Black back cover for a sleek, professional finish
• Durable spiral binding to keep every “no” neatly organized

Mousepad Features

• Size: 22.86 × 19.05 cm – fits perfectly in your command center
• 4 mm thick Neoprene for smooth comfort
• Non-slip material keeps your focus steady under pressure
• Full print design that visually tells coworkers how unavailable you truly are

Why you’ll love it: Because humor is the most polite corporate rebellion, and this collection turns your desk into a personal sanctuary of sanity. Perfect for gifting to that coworker who’s done being “the team player”—or keeping for yourself, the stealth boundary master you’ve finally become.