Battery’s Final Boss

Battery’s Final Boss – Banter Office Collection

Slogan: Beats deadlines before low power mode kicks in. Rides the 3% like a hero. Signs off when the screen fades to black.

The Battery’s Final Boss series is not just about office gear – it’s a support group for your overworked spirit. Made for the modern desk warrior who measures time by how long their laptop holds on, not by what the clock says. When the remaining battery percentage becomes a metaphor for your willpower, this witty collection reminds you to laugh before your system restarts. It’s your comic relief from corporate monotony – functional, practical, and just self-aware enough to get you through another "productive" meeting.

Mug Features:

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for convenience
• Decorated with bright, shiny colors
• Large handle for easy grip
• 330ml size
• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Spiral Journal Features:

• Front cover print featuring the Battery’s Final Boss design
• 160 pages (80 sheets) for ambitious ideas and casual doodles
• Office-suitable task manager for organizing what’s left of your focus
• Black back cover for a clean professional look
• Durable spiral binding that lays flat while you wrestle with your to-do list

Mousepad Features:

• 22.86 × 19.05 cm size – fits perfectly under your caffeine-fueled wrist
• 4 mm thick neoprene for extra comfort
• Non-slip material – stays put through every deadline dash
• Full print design that adds a dash of humor to your desk setup

Why you’ll love it: The Battery’s Final Boss is your little reminder that you’re still in the game – even when your personal energy saver mode activates. Pair the mug with the journal and mousepad for a coordinated set that turns burnout into banter and keeps your workspace far from soul-sucking.