Turtle Time Titan Mug

Slogan: I'm not slow, I'm just pacing myself through this chaos.

If the inbox is overflowing, deadlines are encroaching, and your coworkers are somehow already on their third meeting of the day — take a deep breath... and a slow, satisfying sip from the Turtle Time Titan. This mug is your daily reminder that you are not behind — you're just extremely committed to a sustainable work pace, one coffee at a time.

Designed for the subtly overwhelmed but sensationally self-aware, the Turtle Time Titan is the comic relief your desk has been begging for. Because sometimes, the only way to survive 87 Slack pings before 10AM is to hold a brightly colored mug that says you're very intentionally cruising through the chaos.

Why You'll Love It:

• Dishwasher-safe: Stress less, clean less — just toss it in and move on
• Microwave-safe: Because sometimes coffee needs multiple reheats... and that's okay
• Eye-catching design: Decorated with bright, shiny colors that lighten the soul and the cubicle
• Large handle: For maximum coffee stability and late-afternoon hand shaking
• Perfect size: 11 oz / 330ml — the ideal volume for caffeine-powered ambition
• Easy to clean: Wash by hand with warm water and dish soap, or keep riding that dishwasher express

Whether you're barely surviving Monday or gently gliding into Friday, the Turtle Time Titan keeps you caffeinated and comedically grounded. Bring some slow-moving swagger to your day — one glorious sip at a time.