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Scaries Sage – The Zen Oracle of the Office Jungle

Slogan: Predicts office pitfalls pre-dawn. Packs zen hacks and comebacks. Outlasts the grind unfazed.

Meet the Scaries Sage – your unofficial office therapist with a caffeine habit. Designed for those pre-Monday jitters when your to-do list somehow regenerates overnight, this trio of desk-defenders brings humor, calm, and just the right dose of snark to get you through your inbox avalanche. Turn dread into deadpan brilliance with a sip, a scribble, or a click.

☕ Mug – Comic Relief in Ceramic Form

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for convenience
• Decorated with bright, shiny colors for that morning optimism boost
• Large ergonomic handle for easy gripping when panic sets in
• 330ml size – perfect for caffeine or courage
• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

📝 Spiral Journal – Because Chaos Deserves Structure

• Front cover print featuring the Scaries Sage design
• 160 pages (80 sheets) ready for battle plans, brain dumps, or doodled despair
• Office suitable task manager that actually looks fun
• Sturdy black back cover keeps your brilliance intact
• Durable spiral binding – bends but never breaks, kinda like you

🖱️ Mousepad – Smooth Moves for Rough Mondays

• Size: 22.86 × 19.05 cm – your mouse will thank you
• 4 mm thick Neoprene for soft resilience
• Non-slip material that stays put even when you’re done staying calm
• Full print design – a daily reminder that you’ve got this (mostly)

Gift yourself or your cubicle crew a little desk-top enlightenment. The Scaries Sage doesn’t just hold coffee – it holds perspective, personality, and the power to laugh through the grind.