BanterGPT - Freebie Phantom

Freebie Phantom – The Banter Collection

Slogan: Disappear when they reach for the wallet but my freebies reign supreme.

For every creative warrior who's mastered the art of giving... and giving... and watching mysterious client vanish acts. The Freebie Phantom collection is your inside joke turned desk statement. Designed to transform corporate chaos into comedic relief, this mug, journal, and mousepad trio keep your workspace amusing even when deadlines—and clients—vanish into thin air.

☕ The Mug – Your Daily Brew of Irony

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Microwave-safe for convenience
• Decorated with bright, shiny colors that stay bold
• Large handle for easy gripping during long calls
• 330ml size – just enough fuel for your inner hustler
• Easy to clean: dishwasher or hand wash with warm water and soap

Because sometimes the only thing more reliable than your unpaid hours is the cup that holds your coffee.

🗒️ The Spiral Journal – Organize the Chaos

• Front cover print featuring the Freebie Phantom design
• 160 pages (80 sheets) – ample space for ideas, lists, and mild sarcasm
• Black back cover adds a professional touch
• Durable spiral binding for everyday office use
• Office-suitable task manager – for plotting your grand “no-more-freebies” plan

Document your brilliance while your coffee mug calls out the reality you’re too classy to say aloud.

🖱️ The Mousepad – Glide Through the Grind

• Size: 22.86 × 19.05 cm – the perfect desk companion
• 4 mm thick Neoprene cushion for comfort
• Non-slip material keeps your productivity steady
• Full print with vibrant humor that won't fade away

Even if clients vanish, your mouse won’t—thanks to the steady grip of your Freebie Phantom pad.

Why You Need It

This cheeky collection delivers laughter with every click, scribble, and sip. Perfect for office heroes, freelancers, and anyone whose generosity often goes ghosted. Let the Freebie Phantom remind you: humor is free, but your time isn't!