Espresso Egoist - Workday Survival Mug

Slogan: Your triple shot doesn't make you unique, just annoying.

There’s always that one customer—the caffeine peacock—flexing their espresso order like it’s a personality trait. The "Espresso Egoist" mug is here to be your daily laugh in the face of corporate monotony (and espresso diva meltdowns).

Designed as comic relief for anyone trapped behind the espresso bar, in the breakroom, or stuck in endless meetings that could’ve been emails. This mug isn’t just for holding coffee—it’s your ceramic eye-roll that keeps you caffeinated and mildly entertained while surviving another 9-to-5 rodeo.

Whether you're a barista questioning your life choices or a desk jockey dodging espresso evangelists with superiority complexes, this mug lets you sip in peace, armed with sarcasm.

Product Features:

• 11 oz / 330ml capacity — the perfect size for a regular caffeine defense dose
• Dishwasher-safe — because you have enough messes to clean up already
• Microwave-safe — reheat your sanity during endless shifts
• Bright, shiny colors — sarcasm that visually pops on any cubicle desk or countertop
• Large handle for easy gripping — even when your enthusiasm isn’t awake yet
• Can be cleaned in the dishwasher or easily hand-washed with warm water and dish soap

Perfect for gift-giving to yourself or that coworker who just gets it. Add it to your mug arsenal and turn every soul-sucking shift into an opportunity to sip, smirk and silently judge.