Brain Drain Boss Mug

Slogan: OpenAI's top minds
Lured by Zuck's bucks
My genius, his gain

Got that how-is-this-my-life feeling after another morning of watching brilliance walk out the door, lured by that uncanny valley dream and a suspiciously generous relocation package? Yeah, we get it. That's why the Brain Drain Boss Mug was brewed up – a bold ceramic chuckle to make your daily meetings feel 12% less soul-sucking.

Whether your talent’s vanishing into the metaverse or you’re just trying to keep your last remaining prodigy from turning in their badge and hoodie, this mug is here for the comic relief. It's a harmless jab, a caffeine companion, and a visual pop of petty justice waiting on your desk.

It’s not passive-aggressive. It’s creatively cathartic.

Why You Need It:

• Dishwasher-safe – End-of-day cleanup is one less existential crisis
• Microwave-safe – Reheat your third coffee while rehashing your team’s exodus
• Decorated with bright, shiny colors – More vibrant than your competitor’s recruitment ad
• Large handle – Built for grip, even when your patience is slipping
• 11 oz / 330ml size – Ample room for coffee, sarcasm, and emotional resilience
• Easy to clean – Toss in the dishwasher or hand wash with warm water and soap

Perfect for:

• Late-night strategy sessions on how to retain geniuses
• Dramatic sips during awkward exit interviews
• Adding a splash of humor to every caffeinated coping ritual

The Brain Drain Boss Mug — because some days, all you can do is sip, smirk, and plot your glorious comeback... one coffee at a time.