App Whisperer

App Whisperer Collection – For the Ones Who Talk More to Apps Than People

Your Slack channel pings more than your phone does — and that’s okay. The App Whisperer collection is your daily dose of comic relief disguised as essential office gear. Whether you're sipping lukewarm motivation, scribbling in yet another meeting, or trying to remember which browser tab had your soul, these accessories are here to remind you that even if you talk to bots all day, you’re still crushing it (and somehow enjoying it).

App Whisperer Mug

• 330ml size — ideal for caffeine and sarcasm.
• Microwave-safe for when you forget your drink… again.
• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup after surviving back-to-back meetings.
• Bright, shiny colors to shine brighter than your project tracker.
• Large handle designed for a stress-proof grip.
• Clean in the dishwasher or by hand with warm water and dish soap.

App Whisperer Spiral Journal

• Front cover print featuring the “App Whisperer” title and slogan.
• 160 pages (80 sheets) for notes, doodles, and existential reflections.
• Perfect as an office task manager or meeting deflector.
• Black back cover for a clean, professional look.
• Durable spiral binding so it lies flat even when you don’t.

App Whisperer Mousepad

• Size: 22.86 × 19.05 cm — the perfect desktop companion.
• 4 mm thick Neoprene for effortless mouse gliding and stress tapping.
• Non-slip base to stay put, even when your sanity doesn’t.
• Full print design that keeps your workspace light and irreverent.

Let “App Whisperer” be your silent coworker—the one that actually makes you laugh instead of scheduling another sync. A humorous nod to the modern workplace, where sarcasm and caffeine are the true productivity tools.