BanterGPT - Freebie Phantom

Freebie Phantom - Banter Office Accessories

Slogan: Disappear when they reach for the wallet but my freebies reign supreme

Meet the Freebie Phantom collection — the ultimate tribute to every professional who’s mastered the art of giving away brilliance... for free. When your inbox becomes a buffet for freeloaders and your “quick samples” could fund a small vacation, this line of desk saviors steps in with a wink and a caffeine-fueled chuckle. Perfect for melting the edge off corporate absurdity, this series helps you laugh when you’d rather invoice.

Why You'll Love It

• Relatable humor that hits close to that mysterious "budget pending" moment.
• Bright, bold design that keeps your workspace as lively as your group chat vent sessions.
• The perfect dose of sarcasm to keep your inner creative from combusting.

Product Details

Mug

• 330ml size — ideal for your morning brew or your fifth refill.
• Large handle for easy gripping during client call eye-roll moments.
• Bright, shiny print with a comic punch that outshines unpaid invoices.
• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning.
• Microwave-safe for ultimate convenience.
• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Spiral Journal

• Front cover print that reminds you not all heroes wear capes — some write in spirals.
• 160 pages (80 sheets) to track ideas, rants, or the number of “circling back” emails.
• Office suitable task manager — sleek and functional.
• Black back cover and spiral binding for a professional finish that means business (kind of).

Mousepad

• Size: 22.86 × 19.05 cm — roomy enough for precision rage-clicking.
• 4 mm thick Neoprene for comfort during long “friendly reminders.”
• Non-slip material stays put while your sanity occasionally slides.
• Full print bursting with color and sarcasm to match your mood.

Freebie Phantom is not just an accessory set — it’s your office sidekick. It absorbs your sighs, fuels your caffeine levels, and throws shade so you don’t have to. Bring it to your workspace and let the humor reign supreme — because if they disappear when the wallet arrives, at least your wit won’t.